Give me that old time religion. It's good enough for me.
Psalm 23
A Psalm of Obama
The Government is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh the rich to cough up their green: it leadeth me to entitlement programs.
It restoreth socialist ideals: it leadeth the country in the paths of egalitarianism for its own aggrandizement.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no sickness: for Obamacare is with me; its public option and its government oversight committees, they comfort me.
It preparest protected class status for me in the presence of mine enemies, those evil bigots: it pays for my public sector job; my welfare state runneth over.
Surely fairness and the redistribution of wealth shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell under the care of the Government for ever.
©2010 Euripides Self Evident Truths
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