What I've Learned from Liberals

What I've learned from liberals:

Changing the facts of history is all right, as long as it fits liberal dogma. If liberal dogma changes, what was once liberal dogma must then be scrubbed from the history books to allow for new liberal dogma.

History books are merely tools to indoctrinate children into the religion of liberalism. This isn't revisionist, it's being fair and balanced.

US history is one of oppression and degradation, until the liberals showed up in the 1960s to solve all of the world's problems.


Liberals are the only people in the world who care about blacks, women, freedom, and equality. As a corollary, no white male ever contributed to bettering the world, ever. Except Karl Marx, of course.

No Republican ever contributed to: fighting to free slaves, actually freeing the slaves, promoting black voting, promoting black education, fighting the Ku Klux Klan, promoting desegregation, or passing civil rights laws. Anyone who says Republicans did those this is a racist, despite the historical evidence to the contrary.

Even though Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, he was a racist because he was a Republican.

Racism no longer has anything to do with race. Racism now focuses on protecting the right of abortion, promoting hiring quotas against men, promoting illegal immigration, promoting gun control, promoting gay marriage, promoting the protection of any other culture but American, and promoting animal rights above human life.

Racial equality is only an issue with liberals if it: one, gains voters; and two, keeps blacks dependent on liberal policies.

Racism is a catch-phrase liberals use in order to condemn anyone who disagrees with them.

No matter how much of the media liberals control, they will whine and complain about the portion they don't control.

Being a liberal means you don't have to play by the rules. For example, you can clap and cheer during a debate where all parties agreed not to clap and cheer. Or, you can interject personal asides into a debate where you are paid to be "neutral."

Being a liberal also means you can claim exemption from any number of crimes or behave poorly simply because you know you're absolutely right about your point of view.

It's okay to steal or deface political yard signs, as long as the signs promote people or ideas you disagree with.

When in doubt, blame someone else.

Liberalism means that belief doesn't have to be inwardly consistent or logical. As long as you feel it's okay, then it must be right.

Liberals need no moral compass.

There is no need to defend the liberal position, since everyone who disagrees with it is a racist.

If a liberal does feel the need to defend a position, an ad hominem attack is the preferable method. So, rather than refute Romney's arguments, a liberal merely has to point out that he's rich/a woman hater/a dog hater. With Ryan, the liberal merely has to make fun of his hair. No arguments necessary.

Liberalism means never having to say you're sorry.